The Days of the Week According to Roberto Seña
- Sunday (SUN-day) - [no explanation given]
- Monday (MOON-day) - [no explanation given]
- Tuesday (TWO’S-day) - Second day of the week, in terms of school weeks
- Wednesday (WETNESS-day) - A day for bathing and relaxation
- Thursday (THOR’S-day) - Thor got lost in Visayas and ended up catching the accent.
- Friday (FREE-day) - THE DAY OF FREEDOM
- Saturday (SAT-HERE-day) - Gina sat, ergo, sat-hur-day.
Galing ko talaga.